So this is my Diamondback article that was published last week. I know, I know. It’s not very good. But I’m working on it. I see the Diamondback as a great place to get my ideas out on everything. So enjoy. Or try to. Or pretend to so I feel good about myself.
Oh, and I will never write two posts in one day again. You’ll be lucky if I write 2 posts in a week.
Wait. One more thing. The article has my name as “Mike Rogen.” I would like to dispel the rumors right now and say yes, I am related to the comedic genius that brought you Superbad and Knocked Up… and one guest spot on Dawson’s Creek.